Teenage love on the phone lyrics by Adam sandler
Album: Non album tracks
(Richie:) "So ya doin' good?"
(Samantha:) "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"
(Richie:) "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."
(Samantha:) "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall,
and he doesn't want me on the phone.
So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming."
(Richie:) "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..."
(She hangs up phone)
(Phone rings)
(Richie:) "Hello?"
(Samantha:) "Sorry, I thought he was coming."
(Richie:) "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
(Samantha:) "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."
(Richie:) "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..."
(She hangs up phone)
(Richie:) "Come on.."
(Phone rings)
(Richie:) "Hey."
(Samantha:) "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."
(Richie:) "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying?
Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty
or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."
(She hangs up the phone again)
(Richie:) "Give me a break..."
(Phone rings)
(Richie:) "Hello."
(Samantha:) "Sorry. It was just my dog."
(Richie:) "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?"
(Samantha:) "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much.
Oh my God, uh, I gotta go."
(Richie:) "Don't hang up!"
(Samantha:) "Richie, I can't talk!"
(Richie:) "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."
(Samantha:) "It's not my dad."
(Richie:) "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?"
(Samantha:) "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."
(Richie:) "Who's there? Is it a guy!?"
(Samantha:) "Richie!"
(Richie:) "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!"
(Samantha:) "oh.. it's just.. hold on."
(Hands phone to guy)
(Richie:) "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!"
(Buffoon:) "Fuckin' shit!"
(Richie:) "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy!
Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!"
(Buffoon:) "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button."
(Richie:) "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"
(Richie slams down phone)
(Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"
(Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"
(Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." [Whispering) "I love you..."
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