Babysitting is a bum deal lyrics by Haylie duff

Album: Non album tracks


(f/ stewie)

(singers:)
here is the tale of a babysitting job,
the baby is something of a snob,

(stewie:)
oh, go fuck yourselves

(singers:)
so listen very closely, and you'll find
that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds

(haylie:)
aren't you a cute little boy

(haylie's thoughts:)
look at that melon shaped head

(stewie:)
having you here is a joy

(stewie's thoughts:)
and in an hour you'll be dead

(haylie:)
sit on my knee

(haylie's thoughts:)
please don't go poo

(stewie:)
nice place to be

(stewie's thoughts:)
this one's for you

(both:)
babysitting is a bum deal

(haylie:)
why don't we watch will & grace

(thought:)
jesus, do i need a smoke

(stewie:)
jack puts a smile on my face

(thought:)
oh, what a surprise, a gay joke

(haylie:)
i like your house

(thought:)
the ceiling has cracks

(stewie:)
i like your blouse

(thought:)
miss tj maxx

(both:)
babysitting is a bum deal

(singers:)
so they sat as time went by

(haylie:)
slowly as time could go

(singers:)
the baby blarred, and softly cursed

(stewie:)
cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
and her hair made her look like a hoe

(haylie:)
time for your bottle my sweet

(thought:)
this little brat smells like piss

(stewie:)
alway's a succulent treat

(thought:)
while i suck that, you suck this

(haylie:)
aren't you a sight

(thought:)
look at him drool

(stewie:)
you're a delight

(thought:)
damn you, you fool

(both:)
babysitting is a bum deal

(singers:)
the diaper change was quite a job

(haylie:)
the grossest i've ever seen

(singers:)
the baby smiled and took a breath

(stewie:)
and i grunted and pooped out a poop,
that looked something like matthew modine

(haylie:)
someday you might meet a girl

(thought:)
yeah, she's gonna be your right hand

(stewie:)
maybe it's you my sweet pearl

(thought:)
darling, i'd rather fuck sand

(haylie:)
have a good night

(thought:)
you little creep

(stewie:)
have a good night

(thought:)
die in your sleep

(both:)
babysitting is a bum deal
babysitting is a bum deal



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Added by:Jan
Date:2003-03-20
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