Babysitting is a bum deal lyrics by Haylie duff
Album: Non album tracks
(f/ stewie)
(singers:)
here is the tale of a babysitting job,
the baby is something of a snob,
(stewie:)
oh, go fuck yourselves
(singers:)
so listen very closely, and you'll find
that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds
(haylie:)
aren't you a cute little boy
(haylie's thoughts:)
look at that melon shaped head
(stewie:)
having you here is a joy
(stewie's thoughts:)
and in an hour you'll be dead
(haylie:)
sit on my knee
(haylie's thoughts:)
please don't go poo
(stewie:)
nice place to be
(stewie's thoughts:)
this one's for you
(both:)
babysitting is a bum deal
(haylie:)
why don't we watch will & grace
(thought:)
jesus, do i need a smoke
(stewie:)
jack puts a smile on my face
(thought:)
oh, what a surprise, a gay joke
(haylie:)
i like your house
(thought:)
the ceiling has cracks
(stewie:)
i like your blouse
(thought:)
miss tj maxx
(both:)
babysitting is a bum deal
(singers:)
so they sat as time went by
(haylie:)
slowly as time could go
(singers:)
the baby blarred, and softly cursed
(stewie:)
cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
and her hair made her look like a hoe
(haylie:)
time for your bottle my sweet
(thought:)
this little brat smells like piss
(stewie:)
alway's a succulent treat
(thought:)
while i suck that, you suck this
(haylie:)
aren't you a sight
(thought:)
look at him drool
(stewie:)
you're a delight
(thought:)
damn you, you fool
(both:)
babysitting is a bum deal
(singers:)
the diaper change was quite a job
(haylie:)
the grossest i've ever seen
(singers:)
the baby smiled and took a breath
(stewie:)
and i grunted and pooped out a poop,
that looked something like matthew modine
(haylie:)
someday you might meet a girl
(thought:)
yeah, she's gonna be your right hand
(stewie:)
maybe it's you my sweet pearl
(thought:)
darling, i'd rather fuck sand
(haylie:)
have a good night
(thought:)
you little creep
(stewie:)
have a good night
(thought:)
die in your sleep
(both:)
babysitting is a bum deal
babysitting is a bum deal
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