Weenie in a bottle lyrics by Mya
Album: MoodringIt feels like I've been alone too long,
With no girls around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.
I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.
Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come help me out?
It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!
Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!
(Emergeny Services)
Denver 911, what is your emergency?
Ow, Ow, ow!
(Emergency Services)
Hello?
Ow, ow, ow!
(Emergency Services)
Sir, what seems to be the problem?
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
(Emergency Services)
Go on!
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
(Emergency Services)
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
That's a first!
Don't worry sir,
We're sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!
(Pam)
No way!
(Emergency Services)
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we're sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!
(Police)
He's in here,
Let's break the door down!
They break the door down.
(Police)
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Emergency Services)
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!
I didn't know what to do!
(Police)
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle--
And now I can't get it out!
(Policeman)
Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!
OWWWW!!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!
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| Date: | 2003-03-20 |
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