One more minute lyrics by Weird al yankovic

Album: Non album tracks



(constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song)

Aahh

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you


Options
Print these lyrics
Send to your friends
Rate these lyrics
Lyrics info
Added by:Jan
Date:2003-03-20
Rating: (1 votes)
Correctness: 3 stars
Overall: 3 stars
Viewed today:0
More lyrics
» Weird al yankovic lyrics overview
» Non album tracks album lyrics
Most favorite Weird al yankovic lyrics
Food medley as performed in 1985 - 13 lyrics
I was only kidding lyrics
Close but no cigar lyrics
Partners
Song Lyrics
Popular lyrics
Free lyrics
Letras de Canciones
Lyricsplaza
Asklyrics
One more minute notice
We try to provide you with the best One more minute lyrics. If you believe there are errors in One more minute please rate the correctness (see rate lyrics in options menu). There is also a change you're looking at the wrong version of One more minute songlyrics. Look at Weird al yankovic lyrics to look for other versions. Please do not ask for One more minute music as we do not provide that!